Pretty Tumblr Themes

shego:

guys are so terrifying like they will really date a girl as a joke or make bets in their friend groups on who can fuck a girl first or take her virginity and that’s so scary this is a joke to them




shavingryansprivates:

restart your computer to install important upd-

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sluttiestkitten:

all girls are fucking beautiful and if you try to make them feel like they aren’t because they have fuzzy legs or chubby bellies fuck you


Anonymous: 'I heart being a catholic' what they usually mean is 'I love trying to enforce my religious belief onto people'.

iheartbeingacatholic:

catholic-catnip:

chincellabellaella:

iheartbeingacatholic:

catholic-catnip:

iheartbeingacatholic:

sculptural-renaissance:

iheartbeingacatholic:

iloveyoumorethancoffee:

i-think-it-is-lovely:

patron-saint-of-smart-asses:

iloveyoumorethancoffee:

potato-of-divine-mercy:

iheartbeingacatholic:

clearly someone has a poor grasp of the english language, but that’s okay…..God loves you anyway

This is probably the dumbest Catholic hate ask I’ve seen yet.

"I heart potatoes!"

"STOP FORCING POTATO ADMIRATION ON THOSE OF US WHO DO NOT LIKE SPUDS"

Yes. Expressing pride or fondness is oppressive now. You are required to be spiteful and ashamed at all times. It is law.

I happen to love potatoes so much I just want to be a witness to my love of potatoes not force you to eat them

Have you accepted potato in your life?

Hi would you like to take a moment to learn about The great and mighty potato?

Who needs the Flying Spaghetti Monster? Potato is the Way, the Truth, and the Life

lmao!!   Potato-Tumblr has a strong and mighty following, I see 

Definitely! Anyone read the Pope-tato’s latest spudcyclical?

potato-of-divine-mercy - look what you started!

*in Oscar winning voice*um…i also want to thank my church, the Lord, the Lord God….and the silly anon who provided us all a good laugh today

"It is written: ‘Man cannot live on bread alone, but on a healthy diet of potatoes.’ "

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above artwork by patron-saint-of-smart-asses

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and this one by uncloudedjoy

Catholic Tumblr don’t play!

This is why I have a Tumblr

So I can bear witness to Potato

And follow guidance of our Papa

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He’s such a spud-muffin

*falls down stairs*




shutthefuckupcas:

shutthefuckupcas:

shutthefuckupcas:

My dad accidentally threw a cheese grater at me so I left the room and he yelled “come back here you ungrateful child” while laughing hysterically

Update my mom just told me that if I had even a ‘shred’ of decency I would go back in there

Update #2: my dad apologized and told me he had only done it for ‘the grater good’